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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
marlin bigger than himself. On the way to the
cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman
who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows.
The second fisherman looked at the marlin,
turned to the first fisherman and said,
" Only caught one, eh?"

Pet Fish...
A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan
recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well
known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man,
"Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir.
These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake
and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they
jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment,
and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now.
The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man
and said: "Well?"
"Well, What?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?"
the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" the man asked.

Two morons go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return
to the shore.
1st moron: I hope you remember the spot
where we caught all those fish.
2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat
to mark the spot.
1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get
the same boat?

Two morons were ice fishing and not having much luck.
Pretty soon a guy went by on a snow mobile
and he had a whole bucket of fish on the back.
One moron says to the other one
"That's why were not catching anything,
we're not trolling!"

"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you
he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend.
"Why shouldn't I?" Jane inquired.
"Well, maybe he is having an affair?"
"No way, he returns every time without any fish..."

Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait.
The first priest got up and walk across the water to get some
more bait.After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the
second priest said he would go get more bait...so he got up
and walk across the water.After 3 hours of fishing they ran out
of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait.
So he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom.
The first priest turned to the second priest and asked,
"Should we have told him where the rocks were? "
My wife says if I go fishing one more time
she's going to leave me.
Gosh, I'm going to miss her!


Question: How many fishermen does it take
to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One. But you should have seen the bulb
- it was this big!
Game Warden: "Fishing?"
Man without a license:
"No. Drowning worms."

Billy Bob and Jethro decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at
the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake
and dropped their lines into the water.
After fishing for a few hours, Billy Bob had caught dozens
of fish while Jethro hasn't even gotten a bite.
Jethro asks, "Billy Bob, what's your secret?"
Billy Bob answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm."
Jethro asks, "What did you say?"
Billy Bob answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm."
Jethro again asks, "What?"
Billy Bob spits into his hand and says, "You gotta keep
the worms warm!"


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